Creative Excuses and Label Avoidance
Make Him Buy the Cow
I Like You But I Don’t Like Your Friends
Womb For Sale
…Says The Single Girl: Liar Liar
Avoid the Obvious Guy
Ain’t No Mountain High Enough, Ain’t No Recession Low Enough
Grow Up, Gotdammit!


Warm Up.

1. Tongue Stretching- Stick out your tongue as far as possible. Feel the stretch. Now return your tongue back inside your mouth and place the tip of the tongue behind your bottom front teeth. Now stretch your tongue forward feeling the back of the tongue stretch down into your neck.

2. Lip Loosening- Blow your lips making the sound of a motorboat. Go up a scale.

3. Yawn- making yourself yawn will stretch the muscles in your mouth.

4. Making Faces- Make retarded faces to further stretch the muscles in your face.

5. Take both of your thumbs and place them under your jaw and massage the area. ( above your Adam’s apple. Soft area under the tongue)

Locating Natural Pitch.

1. Close your lips and hum Umm- hmm. Make sure that you feel a tingling in you lips. Now count to 20 by humming. (Ex. umm-hmm one, umm-hmm two….umm-hmm twenty) Make sure that you say the numbers in the same pitch as the umm-hmm. This pitch is your middle range. All your resonators will work equally. Learn to speak at this pitch. This is the pitch that will give your perfect voice.

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